We also make mistakes from time to time, as can be clearly seen here.
The striking "inconsistency" on the surface of the handle body is not intentional, but the result of a rare "slip-up" regarding our meticulously perfectionist mold design. Shame on our humble heads—we apologize for this most extreme conceivable failure of care.
Additional note: this is merely a (possibly tolerable) cosmetic flaw. The actual gripping surface is free of any sloppy dents, bulging dimples, or similarly misguided, dysfunctional shabbyness.
This one also definitely offers the ultimate in high-quality, awesomeness.
